‘Snow White and the seven dwarves’: Poem by Ruhin Kaushal, Apeejay School, Saket

Snow White and the seven dwarves

When little Snow White’s mother died
The king, her father, got up and cried
‘Oh, what a nonsense! What a life!
‘Now I must find another wife!’
It’s never easy for a king
To find himself that sort of thing
He wrote to every magazine
And said, ‘I’m looking for a Queen’
At least ten thousand girls replied
And begged to be the royal bride
The king said with a shifty smile
‘I’d like to give each one a trial’
However, in the end he chose
A lady called Miss Maclahose
Who brought along a curious toy
That seemed to give her endless joy
This was a mirror framed in brass

A MAGIC TALKING LOOKING-GLASS
Ask it something day or night
It always got the answer right
For instance, if you were to say
‘Oh Mirror, what’s for lunch today?’
The thing would answer in a trice
‘Today it’s scrambled eggs and rice’
Now every day, week in week out
The spoiled and stupid queen would shout
‘Oh Mirror! Mirror! on the wall
‘Who is the fairest of them all?’
The Mirror answered every time,
‘Oh Madam, you’re the Queen sublime
You are the only one to charm us
Queen, you are the cat’s pyjamas’
 For ten whole years the silly Queen
Repeated this absurd routine
Then suddenly, one awful day
She heard the magic mirror say
‘From now on, Queen, you’re number two
‘For Snow-White is prettier than you!’
The Queen went absolutely wild
She yelled, ‘I’m going to scratch that child!
‘I’ll cook her flaming goose! I’ll skin her!
I’ll have her rotten guts for dinner!’

She called the huntsman to her study
She shouted at him, ‘Listen buddy!
You drag that filthy girl outside
And see you take her for a ride!
Thereafter slit her ribs apart
And bring me back her bleeding heart!’
The Huntsman dragged the lovely child
Deep deep into the forest wild

Fearing the worst, poor Snow-White spoke
She cried, ‘Oh please give me a break!’
The knife was poised, the arm was strong
She cried again, ‘I’ve done no wrong!’
The Huntsman’s heart began to flutter.
It melted like a pound of butter
He murmured, ‘Okay, beat it, kid,’
And you can bet your life she did
Later, the Huntsman made a stop
Within the local butcher’s shop
And there he bought, for safety’s sake
A bullock’s heart and one nice steak
‘Oh Majesty! Oh Queen!’ he cried
‘That rotten little girl has died!
And just to prove I didn’t cheat
I’ve brought along these bits of meat.’
The Queen cried out, ‘Bravo!

I trust you killed her nice and slow.’
Then this is the disgusting part
The Queen sat down and ate the heart!
I only hope she cooked it well
Boiled heart can be as tough as hell
While all of this was going on
Oh where, oh where had Snow-White gone?
She’d found it easy, being pretty
To hitch a ride in to the city
And there she’d got a job, though unpaid
As general cook and a parlour-maid
With seven funny little men
Each one not more than three foot ten
Ex horse-race jockeys, all of them
These seven dwarves though awfully nice
Were guilty of one shocking vice
They squandered all of their resources
At the race-track backing horses
When they hadn’t backed a winner
None of them got any dinner
One evening, Snow White said
‘Look here, ‘I think I’ve got a great idea
Just leave it all to me, okay?
And no more gambling till I say.’
That very night, at eventide

Young Snow-White hitched another ride
And then, when it was very late
She slipped in through the palace gate
The King was in his counting house
Counting out his money
The Queen was in the parlour
Eating bread and honey
The footmen and the servants slept
So no one saw her as she crept
On tip-toe through the mighty hall
And grabbed THE MIRROR off the wall
As soon as she had got it home
She told the Senior Dwarf or Gnome
To ask it what he wished to know
‘Go on!’ she shouted. ‘Have a go!’
He said, ‘Oh Mirror, please don’t joke!
Each one of us is stony broke!
Which horse will win tomorrow’s race
‘The Ascot Gold Cup Steeplechase?’
The Mirror whispered sweet and low,
‘The horse’s name is Mistletoe.’
The Dwarfs went absolutely daft
They kissed young Snow-White fore and aft
Then rushed away to raise some dough
With which to back old Mistletoe

They pawned their watches, sold the car
They borrowed money near and far
For much of it they had to thank
The manager of Barclays Bank
They went to Ascot and of course
For once they backed the winning horse
Thereafter, every single day
The Mirror made the bookies pay
Each Dwarf and Snow-White got a share
And each was soon a millionaire
Which shows that gambling’s not a sin
Provided that you always win

  Ruhin Kaushal
Apeejay School Saket
Class: VII-B